You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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