the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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