Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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