i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Randomize
