i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Congratulations! We have a period
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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