my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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