The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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