Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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