when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
tell your sister to shave her snatch
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
