you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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