would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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