Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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