yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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