you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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