Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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