just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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