Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you win again, gameday.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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