i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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