Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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