you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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