they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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