ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
my poor anus
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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