Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i may or may not be watching the land before time
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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