some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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