When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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