OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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