Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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