i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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