i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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