We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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