Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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