Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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