The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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