are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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