ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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