After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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