WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Randomize
