fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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