have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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