I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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