Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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