Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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