Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
this is an emotional support booty call
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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