I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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