So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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