4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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