So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
its liver damage thursday
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
