First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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