So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
