**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We need to feng shui this bitch.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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