Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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