i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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