..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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