your thong is hanging out like whoa
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
its liver damage thursday
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