Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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