Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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