So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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